Funniest quote I've ever heard

So this was a conversation that Elizabeth and I had together. I asked her if I was too silly sometimes and she said that she liked my sillyness and then the following happened: "You remind me of my cousin, Jared." she says. "Why's that?" I ask. "He was a really funny guy." "What do you mean he 'was' a really funny man? What happened to him?" I asked curiously thinking he might've died or something. "Oh, he got married." Strange how sometimes people associate the two together; death and marriage. It's almost better than death and taxes. Anyway, just thought you all might enjoy this little conversation. In reality were doing great and there just hasn't been anything too exciting happening in our life recently other than we found that we're getting a huge tax refund so Seattle here we come!